So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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