if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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