i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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