he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You don't make any sense
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