508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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