Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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