Whod you bang
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
