My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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