i think i have herpe
just one?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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