I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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