Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We have started to decorate penises.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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