It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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