question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize