butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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