well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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