You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
