How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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