trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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