even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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