Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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