i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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