and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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