You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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