party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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