i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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