There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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