Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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