In the future we'll all be gay
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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