Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
A+ Viking dick
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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