I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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