So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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