): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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