He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I intend to get homeless drunk
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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