Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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