I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My pussy is not your playground.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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