nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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