At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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