Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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