Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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