He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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