last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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