My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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