Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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