She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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