What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish you could order shots online.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
