i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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