have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
