omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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