well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He shit in the fireplace
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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