dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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