Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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