Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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