it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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