youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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